Release Date: May 29, 2009
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(out of 4)
Director Sam Raimi often shoots the horror of "Drag Me to Hell" in
daylight, with the exception of a few nighttime scares. This supernatural potboiler
goes head-on with Christine, a comely bank loan officer played by Alison Lohman.
Heroine Christine is in every scene of the movie following an opening set-up
and for most of the time she’s rattled by a curse 24/7. She regrets that
she ever crossed a one-eyed gypsy with drooling dentures and hideous warts. This is a film made with considerable technical prowess that is propelled
by some nimble camera tricks but for some reason doesn’t have any mystery
or depth or restraint. Raimi is working in a campy style (he co-wrote with brother
Ivan), and he does find humor in both the over-the-top goo as well as Christine’s
at-work dilemma where she competes for a promotion (Raimi finds his rare notes
of restraint). As a silly and inane lark, Raimi has made a movie that makes
“jolts” into a routine, a masquerade for a shallow story. All-out brawl with the gypsy inside a moving vehicle aside, Christine is hectored
most often by whirling leaves, floating handkerchiefs and maybe a hallucinatory
vision or two. She only has two resources to run to. Justin Long, who makes
his sweetness into something sincere (his character is opposite of his unremittingly
snobbish parents), is Christine’s boyfriend Clay Dalton. And Dileep Rao,
as palm reader Rham Jas, is Christine’s spiritual advisor who pleads her
to sacrifice an animal. Absurd! But it’s a camp movie must. Maybe a $10,000
exorcise the demons ceremony will do the trick. Overpriced! Actually, after
it’s over you can begin to understand why psychics require so much money.
If you are going to slice and splatter a demonic goat with a machete, you better
hit on your first try. A master at over-the-top hellraising, Raimi (finally off-duty from directing
the “Spiderman” films) piles on the synthetic horror tricks with
gleeful abandon. Yet he’s trying to also say something about contemporary
relationships and business commerce. But by the time Christine vomits blood
all over her boss, Raimi shatters all sanity. Especially when boss (David Paymer)
forgets about the vomit incident, like a day later. Raimi, in his cult horror
roots, got started with the “Evil Dead” movies, and that’s
where he should have returned: horror fantasy. The “Evil Dead” phantasmagoria
didn’t need to explain itself, but the explanations behind the supernatural
occurrences in this movie are poor despite the fact that it’s being laborious
about getting you to halfway believe. Unapologetically, Raimi unleashes the same tricks onto Christine. There is
spewing and more spewing in this movie – Christine becomes no stranger
to mucous and barf. Repetition gets tiring, but I loved the final scenes of
the movie that depend upon bury alive scenario. I am giving the movie two stars
because the movie is swamped in clichés and self-inflicts ridiculousness
onto itself. But it’s as good a two star movie as any two star movie you’re
ever going to find, if that means anything. Raimi fans can start giggling.
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